That's right, you read my title correctly, V is not for Vodka...not today. It probably would have been if one of my besties Steph hadn't said she already know what my V day would be. So I didn't do it. However I have to confess that all morning long I was going about my day thinking about what I would post about instead and in all honesty I couldn't get past 'not vodka'. So I pop onto IM with Steph and explain the mental block she created for me and gave me many good suggestions. At the top of my favorites was Vagina. Which reminded me of Vajazzling. See how that works?
Now I know that vajazzling is hardly breaking news. Jennifer Love Hewitt made it public knowledge in her interview with George Lopez as he stared slack jawed as she explained it. It's an old interview from January of last year but I'm going to put it here (I hope it works) in case you missed it. Very entertaining stuff.
When I first saw it I had my million dollar idea. Wax for melting and fabric strips, craft jewels and hot glue...do it yourself, redneck vajazzling kits. But don't you know I didn't hop on that wave fast enough. Before you knew it you could get it done in spas, and even get adhesive designs on transparent plastic and do it yourself in the comfort of your own home. Missed the boat. Damnitall.
Now its everywhere apparently. When trying to find an appropriate picture for this post there were pages and pages of Google images. Some were quite pretty and there were some things that I really never, ever needed to see. And guys, I have to ask....if you were getting your groove on with a girl and got down there to find this...what would you think? Seriously, I'm curious. Not sure that's the word I'd choose but to each their own.
However, in my research this afternoon I've found proof positive that the fad has gone too far.
Yes, I know it's probably photo shopped, at least I hope to God it's photo shopped, however if you do a google image search for pejazzle (what? I was curious if the guys did it too) there are pics on there very inappropriate to our little blog community.