Yes, I know, I promised lurid details about my last two years, but I've been having a bit of a block trying to decide where to start. Would it be better chronologically or just jump right into it and hop back and forth between bits? Anyway, while I'm wrangling with that, I found out that today is International Women's Orgasm Day. No shit. Check it here International Female Orgasm Day.
There are some in the world who honestly believe that the f emale orgasm is a myth. I feel very bad for them because they are likely not getting much nookie. Probably not more than once or twice from the same female anyway. I mean, really if you don't believe in something then you aren't going to do your part to help achieve it. I'm good at a lot of things, including getting myself off, but when a partner is involved, I sort of expect that they will participate.
The other part of the population I give props to. Those who not only believe in it but work very hard to achieve it. Did you know there are even moblie apps about how to help a woman get to her orgasm. Android app 500 orgasm tips but Android isn't alone in this market, there are many apps available through iTunes for the iPad and iPhone about the female orgasm and how to achieve it One of the apps for iPhone and iPad. I was surprised to find these but I don't know why. There ARE apps for just about everything. I guess my point is, if you don't know how to give a girl an orgasm, and yes I know she has to do her part too, then get an app, read a book, something!! I promise, you will get more nookie and maybe even find a soul mate.
That's how I ended up with Darling Husband. He was good at what he did. He and I had a very tumultuous dating life but I couldn't walk away. Initially because I wanted to feel the way he made me feel. Again, and again, and again. Just saying......*blush*
And if you don't have a partner to celebrate with, then by all means take care of yourself. I do. Regularly. Vibrators, rabbits, dildos and whatever else rings your bell, do it! We women are entitled to really good orgasms. Men have been having them every time they have sex for, well, forever! So today of all days today was set apart for the female orgasm it seems wrong not to have at least one today. Right?
orgasms are pretty damn awesome.
ReplyDeletealso, re: lurid details about the last two years, as the mad hatter says, 'start at the beginning. and when you get to the end, stop.' ;)
I think I know how Mrs. C & I are going to commemorate the occasion ;)
ReplyDeleteQ: How do you get orgasm?
ReplyDeleteA: Those women above prooo'bly
got'm from doing five-finger-handjob
which I used to do quite frequently.
Why does God say,
FEW SHALL ENTER SEVENTH-HEAVEN??
Exactly why.
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Let go.
Let God.
'the more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you'
-the Infant Jesus of Prague